People do the strangest of things when they’re bored. Last Sunday for example I covered my hand in an industrial strength gap filler going by the name of “No More Gaps”. Trying to get that off kept me occupied for about 4 hours but after much scraping with a stanely knife I had suceeded in removing the majority of the substance which “if comes into contact with skin, seek immediate medical attention!”
Yesterday in English however I was trapped! There were no industrial strength glues in sight so I had to endure the class of reading Macbeth. It was there that for some strange reason I decided to test my eyesight and was astonished to find that whenever I was looking at my book out of only my left eye, the colours appeared to be washed out (i.e a red suddenly became pink) whereas everything I saw out of my right eye was vibrant and colourful. I then looked up and tried to read the chart about the great Irish writers from across the room. With both eyes open I struggled to read it but with only my left eye open it was a piece of cake! When I attempted to read it with my right eye, everything was just one big vibrant blur!
It begs the question, which eye is better? Is a left eye which washes out colours like a 100oC wash with the ability to read things in the distance better than a sharp right eye that decides to implement drunk vision to anything more than a few metres away?
I think I have to get an eye test… more money 
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