Monthly Archive for June, 2008

On the other side of the bar

So, I started work in the bar in work. I look upon it as a graduation of sorts, even though I’m only wearing a different colour uniform! I’m liking it so far and am getting to grips with how everything works, although admittedly I haven’t been on until finish on any of the days yet! The latest I’ve been working is 2am which was for the Newtown Debs, which brought back some painful memories from when I was at the other side of the bar the year before, ordering triples by the minute!

The night started off with mostly everyone being responsible, as did mine from what I can remember but within moments I could point out the people who were going to be absolutely hammered by the end of the night. There was one guy in particular who reminded me of myself this time last year. He kept ordering obscure drinks that he was trying for the first time and when he could no longer afford them, he started doing straight vodka!

I had discovered Sambucha for the first time at my own Debs and whereas everyone else was ordering pints of Heineken etc, I was ordering 3 shots of Sambucha! It didn’t take long for me to realise that if I moved from the bar, I’d just fall onto the ground - so I spent the rest of my night (the keyword being MY) holding myself up at the bar. Of course, people started buying me drinks because I was standing by the bar and I managed to drink enough to make me think I didn’t need the support of the counter to stand up straight - I did!

My own Debs night drew to a close at about half one in the morning, while the music was still playing and the bar still serving - I’m such a lightweight! I distinctly remember being in my hotel room at that time getting sick all over the carpet to the sound of “Sweet Dreams” with my date nowhere to be seen! The fact that girls were offering me head for free drink the other night really shows just how badly I messed up my Debs night!

Thursday nights Debs was a cakewalk so to speak. Only 90 odd people. We’re catering for 350 or so in the coming weeks. I have no doubt that there will be about 50 odd people like me at that Debs. At least I had the decency not to get sick on the dancefloor or piss myself like people did the other night!

A Calling Station No More!

I actually only wish this post was poker related, but alas it’s not! Last night I went out to the forum in Waterford. It’s where I usually go out on a Saturday night because I’m part of the “alternative crowd” and places where they play trance and black people music make my eyes and ears bleed! It’s pretty much no holds barred and the dancing - if you could even call it that - consists of jumping up and down and into people! It’s crazy stuff, but I can think of no better way to spend my Saturday nights that doesn’t involve coke and hookers!

Anyway, while I was “dancing”, my almost brand new Atom Life phone slipped out of my pocket while I was in midair and came back down to earth with a crunch! For those of you who aren’t familiar with this phone, think of it as the perfect portable media player, the perfect texting tool and the perfect mobile internet surfer.. it’s a pretty decent phone too! The stylus (pull out tool for the touch screen) went flying across the dancefloor, but I didn’t give a crap about the worthless piece of metal and only cared for the €320 phone which upon closer inspection I found had its TFT screen turned into an illegible black and white mess! Sick!

I’ve sent off an email to the manufacturer saying that the screen slowly stopped working properly. Hopefully they’ll believe me, or feel sorry for me and will repair it free of charge. It’s well within warranty after all, but I suppose the warranty doesn’t cover me for it falling from about 6ft onto the ground! I’ll just have to wait and see!

Betdaq spinup

I haven’t had much time for poker over the past few days, but I happened upon a thread on Boards.ie which had a BetDaq rep offering free money and rake races and what not. Never one to turn down free money, I created an account and for my €25 deposit, got an additional €50! How bad! And that was before I even sat at the tables!

I first sat at the .10/.20 tables and started playing it like a tournament, once I doubled up I moved up levels. I was running quite hot, getting it all in with AcTc vs AK vs Kc8c and hit my ten on the flop and got myself the nut flush draw! Talk about a flop people dream of! I was also a set magnet, hitting sets on 3 occassions and flopping quads once!

Soon enough I was playing 1/2 with €400 and bought in half stacked to two tables. I’m quite happy that the standard is terrible at 1/2 and people were calling my 3bets with suited connectors which would have been fine if I had a full stack in front of me as they would have had sufficient implied odds to try hit a sneaky two pair. Unfortunately for me, the only reason why I know they were calling my 3bets with suited connectors was because I stacked off with overpairs twice, both times after they hit a sneaky fucking two pair.

That brought my bankroll down to €200 and I’ve decided to try run over the .25/.50 tables… with 4 buyins! All I need to do is keep running good and getting my money in good and when I don’t do that… suck out! Is that too much to ask for? C’mon… ONE TIME!

The Progression Of Bebo

Over two years a go - in fact, 2 years and four months a go - I was “barred” from using the PC in the house “because my eyes would go square!”. Of course, I found a way to get my daily internet fix and in this time started using the upstart social networking site Bebo, which at the time had a small userbase and had little features. Bebo has since grown to become the largest social network in Ireland, and one of the largest in the world and has recently been acquired by AOL for the princely sum of $850m! Not bad for a site that only two years ago was struggling to make it’s mark, hidden amongst a vast array of “MySpace Clones!”.

Two years and four months a go, I noticed a blatant security and privacy flaw on Bebo. In fact, I blogged about it at the time and it received a lot of attention, doing the rounds on all the social-bookmarking sites which were also growing in popularity. In fact, A search for “Bebo” on Google ranked my blog first! The end result of my lobbying was that Bebo created a two-tier friendship system which is now known as Direct Friends and Indirect Friends. Direct Friends see your contact details, indirect friends don’t! A simple, but pivotal change in what was to be Bebos’ rise to the top of the social networking ladder!

Michael Birch said it on my blog that Bebo was initially a contact sharing website but had morphed into a full-scale social networking site like MySpace. By implementing the necessary changes needed to ensure that only direct friends could see your contact details, Bebo allowed themselves to target and explore new markets, now as a social networking site! Bebo soon rose in popularity thanks to its ease of use, speed, reliability and the fact that it was something new - a change from MySpace.

Bebo then started making headlines worldwide, but for all the wrong reasons. With a lack of political scandals, Bebo appeared on RTEs PrimeTime. All the stories worldwide focused on the common sight of pornography and underage drinking, but I often wonder had I not inspired the changes to the site, how the media would have reacted to being readily being able to get the contact details of teenagers! Bebo got lucky in that when the spotlight swung their way, they weren’t standing there in their underwear and had implemented just enough changes to avoid being totally torn apart by the media!

Having successfully negotiated the hurdle that is the media circus, Bebo started to make a drive to the top. Firstly they introduced skins and while they were initially thin on the ground, they finally allowed users to customise their page in a one click process. They then expanded this to allow for user created skins which had to be accepted by Bebo themselves. This ensured that a small quantity of high quality skins became available but skins were slow to be released and people slanted towards the same type of skins meaning that soon everybody’s page started to look the same again! This all changed when Bebo allowed any member to release skins! Granted, the quality of the skins has dropped like a stone but now there’s no shortage of user-created content and if you can’t find what you’re looking for, you can follow a simple tutorial and have your own within minutes! I even made my own!

Once Bebo introduced skins, they followed in the footsteps of MySpace and launched Bebo Bands. It initially boasted a small selection of relatively unknown bands, some were pretty good, some were awful. Some would argue that it hasn’t taken off at all, but its constantly growing as bands and record labels realise that an exclusive presence on the dominant MySpace simply isn’t enough! Bebo then tried their hand at becoming a place for authors to showcase their work. It got the support of a few mainstream authors but I got the feeling that Bebo was trying too hard to be too many things! In the end, Bebo Authors became an outlet for depressed teenagers poetry and much like the themes in the said poems, Bebo Authors died a slow death.

Interestingly, while MySpace had an open development community for widgets, Bebo decided to close theirs. At least initially. Whereas on MySpace anyone could theoretically create an application for their homepage, Bebo required developers, usually big advertisers, to pay for exclusivity. While this was like printing money for them, it deviated from the trend that was towards being driven by user-created content. Some could argue that having closed development was a good thing as it meant that users pages weren’t cluttered with nonsensical widgets and those that were there, served a valid purpose! Bebo have since released their development kit and now pages are filled with widget after widget. It may be annoying to have to navigate through widget infested profiles, but at the end of the day it’s what people want and Bebo have met this demand!

So, of everything I’ve just mentioned, what’s my feature introduced to Bebo? I’m going to be a bit strange and say the visitor tracking map! It’s not that I want to keep tabs on who’s checking up on me, but I think Bebo hit the nail on the head as it satisfies our curiousity and tackles a security issue too!

Where will Bebo go in the future? I posted by own outlook of the future of social networking two years a go and was totally wrong, so I’m not even going to guess!

Where am I on Google?

So, as you can probably notice, I’ve changed the design of my site slightly. It looks slightly better and it’s easier for me to create new “insightful” posts! Yeah, right! Anyway, the flipside to this new design is that now when I search for my name on Google, I’m nowhere to be seen! Previously, my Bebo page was the second entry for Adam Murphy listed on Google!

In trying to figure out why it disappeared, I noticed that the new design didn’t have my “Social” section with links to my profiles on various sites. It’s strange how my link from Adams Rants to my Bebo profile is what appears to have warranted such a high ranking for my Bebo page, yet Adams Rants doesn’t seem to be appearing in any of my searches for “Adam Murphy”.

I’m now a mission to become the highest ranked Adam Murphy on Google by practicing some search engine optimisation as well as purchasing a domain name “adam-murphy.info”. A little vain? Perhaps. But it’s always nice to have your name high up in the search engines!

Poker Blues

I wasn’t able to get much hands in over the weekend because I was too busy running around a hotel like a headless chicken looking for things to take pictures of and then I was absolutely shattered for the past two days because of all the work I did! Today saw my first venture onto the poker tables in a few days. What I needed to instil confidence in my game was a heater, God knows I’m due one!

Instead, I couldn’t help but feel that someone at Carlospoker has flicked my doomswitch in the hopes that I won’t be able to clear my deposit bonus! I had 4 hours of fun, and by fun I mean excruciating pain! A few hands of note was when I flopped top set on a 6-3-4 board and got it all in against two other players for a $75 pot which is quite considerable playing at .10/.20 blinds! Both players had overcards and were drawing dead, or so I thought. The turn brought a 2 and the river brought a 5 meaning we were chopping it up! OUCH! I then got it all in with 44 on a KK4 board versus another two players, one with 88 and the other with K8. Turn was a ten and so was the river! I nearly got sick everywhere!

Tonight there’s a $3000 Guaranteed Tournament on Bodog for all those who attended the Waterford Open during the weekend. I lodged €20 onto the site and registered, leaving $9 in spare change. I sat into a .10/.25 table with what I had left and without having to showdown a hand found myself with $26! I then doubled up when someone tried to bluff the river with a busted 4-high flush draw! Bodog seems to be stuck in time as far as the standard of play is concerned - it’s great!

So amazingly, I’m up for the day which I’m quite impressed with! I’ll play the Waterford Open Online tournament tonight and hopefully I’ll have something to brag about on here tomorrow - for once!

My Waterford Open 2008

Thursday saw me take the trip out to Tramore in what would see me put more hours in four days than I would usually put into 2 weeks! I was originally meant to be dealing for the weekend but by Saturday I had perfected the art of running around the ballroom with a chicken and cheese panini in one hand, a notepad in the other and an expensive looking camera around my neck! I was living the hectic life of a tournament blogger!

I’ll spare the details of the weekend, because they can all be seen at the Bodog Waterford Open Blog, but I will say that I was absolutely run off my feet as this whole tournament blogging scene was new to me! I can’t think of the number of times that I had taken note of a hand, taken a picture of the players and had gone to the laptop to post the story only to have to hop back up again to cover another hand!

I think I eventually got the hang of it as I just took a picture of the board and the players, went to the laptop and reconstructed the action using the pictures of the table… resourceful huh? The fact that by Day 3, there were only a handful of players left in the tournament also helped as I was no longer being summoned into the tournament areas to cries of “ALL-IN” every 15 seconds!

Having covered the whole event, it really highlighted the luck-factor in these tournaments. In looking back through the blog, I noticed that every player on the final table had two things in common 1) they were all involved in some kind of hand during the tournament where at best they were racing for all their chips and 2) they all left a trail of destruction in their wake!

So, after working for 50 hours over the 4 days, I stumbled back home with my various bits and pieces making sure that I had the most valuable things of all… the tiny orange notebook that now had the email addresses of two models that were down for the weekend? A thinly-veiled brag? I think not :p

Trip Report from Waterford Open Sat…. lol

I got a call earlier on asking me to work in Blazin’ Aces who were running a satellite tonight to the Waterford Open. They brought me in because they thought they’d get five full tables but in actuality they just got 3, which freed me up to play. Now this is typical of me when I go up there, I initially go up to work to earn money, but eventually end up just donating money! So it’s kind of like getting two kicks in the balls!

Anyway, this report will be short and sweet, like most of my tournaments. I was sat in seat one which I hate and was also seated at the same table as Brian O’Keefe and Nicky Power but within minutes the two of them clashed in a flurry of action which saw Brian squeeze with AA and was called by Nicky’s four tits. You can be sure there was a rocket in Brian’s pocket when he doubled up and knocked out his biggest threat at the table.

A few hands later I picked up TT under the gun and put in a nice raise and was called by one player. I made a continuation bet on a JQQ flop but was immediately reraised so I had to fold. Turns out the player was brutal and could very well have been doing that with any pair, but I didn’t know that at the time. Then, I get 9T suited in the SB when it’s folded around to me and put in a raise. The BB, who seemed to be decent, called. I jibbed betting an Ace high flop, and we checked it down after I accidently flicked a 1000 chip into the pot on a Jack turn, but was allowed take it back. He had Jack-4. How the fuck could he call me with J4? He must have thought he was defending his blind… by flat calling… with Jack-shit! Maybe there’s hope for poker yet, with “good” players like that coming through the ranks!

My tournament ended shortly after having picked up AT in the cut off, only to be reraised by the button who showed me AK after I folded. I was contemplating shoving, but it would have only been another 5 thousand to him, with 15k in the pot. Then I get 99 under the gun, but because both blinds were out for a fag, 4 players assumed I was stealing and called me. I folded on a QJ8 flop and was shown a Queen by a guy who must have been thinking he outplayed me because he got me to fold. Finally I have TT in the small blind and push over the top of a mid-position raiser for my last 6k (blinds at 200/400). The BB thinks for ages before folding. When action gets back to the raiser, he quickly says call, so at best I’m hoping to see AK… but instead I see Kings.

Before I leave, I hear the Big Blind of that hand (the Jack 4 idiot), congratulate himself for folding 88! No, sir, you made an automatic fold and took about 2 minutes to do so! I hope he gets the ticket, will add some more value to the Waterford Open!

I finally see 21!

About 5 years a go on a school tour, I was browsing around HMV in Dublin and came across a BOGOF offer (I’m reliably informed that this means “Buy One Get One Free”) on several books… all of which I had never heard of. I decided to buy them anyway as any kind of reading material was better than having to endure the 3 hour bus trip sitting beside someone I had little (and probably nothing) in common with yet was extremely enthusiastic to share his life story with me at every opportunity and reading was a great excuse to ignore them. The two books I opted to buy were; Bringing Down The House and Ugly Americans, both by Ben Mezrich.

For this post, I’ll ignore Ugly Americans, I didn’t actually get around to reading it for many years later but I will talk about Bringing Down The House, the riveting story of an MIT card counting team that managed to beat the house edge and take Vegas for millions. Their system was based around Blackjack, a card game I was familiar with but had no understanding of basic strategy of other than the commonly practised “gambooool” theory which, to the delight of casinos worldwide, isn’t very effective. For those of you who haven’t quite made the connection yet, this book was adapted for the big screen in the form of the recent blockbuster movie, “21″. And trust me, I’m being very generous in saying it was “adapted” for the big screen, more like molested, mauled and mutated!

I’m not saying the movie was bad, moreso it was different to what I expected. It was your standard movie aimed at kids with exaggerated drama, dumbed down content and a predictable love story thrown in there for good measure. Oh and there’s a happy ending which the audiences always like. In saying that, it was an enjoyable movie. True, the storyline could have been better but it was flashy, glamorous and entertaining to watch. There were plenty of continuity errors which made it seem as if the film was based in a time void, for example the actual story happened in the mid-ninties but the film is unashamedly based in the present given the clothes that the cast are wearing while still trying to sell the idea that some casinos aren’t yet using biometric face recognition security systems. But then again the vast majority of the target audience for this film wouldn’t know that!

So to conclude, 21 was entertaining and I’m sure Las Vegas must be licking its lips at all the wannabe gamblers that are flocking there based on the image portrayed by the film!

A Rethink… of everything

So, I found out that I won’t be going to work in Dublin for the Summer, much to the delight of my mother won’t be left alone for the Summer months. Previously I said that I was going to try grind my way through the Micro levels and try etch out a reasonable living by doing as little work as possible. Well, a few days later and I’m spewing away buyin after buyin and I can’t remember the last time my big hands got paid off. It seems as if I have to jump through hoops to stack people and I’m tired of it!

With that in mind, I’ve decided to accept the job of being a barman in the Tower which should see me getting full time hours, leaving very little time for poker. My limited poker endeavours are now going to be focused on clearing my signup bonus with Carlospoker which I’ll then withdraw and put into savings before depositing a small sum onto Cakepoker and trying to get a roll going there. I have a 33% rakeback deal through DeucesCracked which gives me the added perk of gaining a months subcription there whenever I rake $500+ a month which shouldn’t be too difficult.

I’ve also been thinking of my blogs content. It’s been “evolving” over the past three years at a steady pace but I’d like to get back into the creative writing side of things as it’s clearly apparent that most poker blogs are obviously targeted at a niche demographic making it inaccessible to recreational readers who only want to read some stories rather than learn about I spewed off another buyin in a 4bet pot! So expect to see some new content finding its way into the blog that will hopefully appeal to your average reader as well as satisfying my own desire to write something productive!