Category: Misc


28 Jan 07 – Some people reported that this doesn’t work any longer. This is not the case, I have just tried it and it does still work as described below. Enjoy!

The recent launch of Bebo bands wasn’t as high profile as I thought it could have been, with very few big bands officially supporting it. However, independent and little known bands have siezed the opportunity to make a name for themselves. Unfortunately, the Bebo Bands platform does not yet allow users to “download” the songs, instead only allowing them to be streamed. Thankfully though, the songs call on a piece of javascript in order to be played and that piece of javascript gives the full location of the .mp3 that was uploaded! So for anybody that’s familiar with HTML, head over to the ‘Songs’ section of a bands bebo profile and view it’s source. If you don’t want to sift through it, simply search for .mp3 within the code. For those who haven’t a notion about what I’m on about, I shall explain it.

Once you have found a band you like, click on the “Songs” tab at the top of the screen, this will bring you a page listing all the songs that that band have chosen to upload. Now that you’re on this page, right-click anywhere on the screen and a menu will appear beside your cursor. Navigate down towards the option “View Source” and click on it. A window should pop up with lots of confusing text in it. This is called HTML, a computer programming language used to create webpages. But we aren’t interested in that at the moment, instead we’ll go look for the MP3s. In the top left of that window, there’s a tab called “Edit”, click that and navigate towards “Find”. This will launch another window with a field in it that allows you to type your search terms. In this type “.mp3″ (without the quotes). Doing this will bring you to the mp3s within the code. Copy and paste the full address of this mp3 (everything within the ‘ ‘) and open up your web browser. In the address bar, paste the address and press go. It should ask you to save the file. To move onto the next .mp3, simply click “Find Next” within the Notepad search window.

Hope that’s of some use to you. Good luck!

PS: This does not work on the MySpace music player because that uses Flash.

Cometh has the 10,000th day review.

It’s been 1 day since it was reported on Fourtheye.net that the Tool album, 10,000 days, was leaked. But it’s been nearly 2 days since I got my hands on it. Virtual hands that is as I downloaded it the very second it was released from a private site! A lot of people have been posting around the internet that people were wrong to download it and that they are going to hold on until release date because they are the true devoted fans! I can actually only laugh at how wrong they are! Tool have always said to fans that they need to question authority and guess what I did by downloading the album? I questioned authority!!!! Surely anyone who takes in what Maynard says would have copped on to that?! By standing in an orderly queue at your local record store on release day I can gah-run-tee you that you won’t be questioning authority and that Tool will forever hate you. Artwork is also a hot issue and apparently I’m not listening to a Tool album unless I have the artwork in front of me. That’s bad news for anyone who wants to listen to the album on an MP3 player as they’ll have to label all the songs with an if they aren’t actually listening to Tool at all… unless they have the artwork with them!

Now that I have that off my chest I can go on to review the album. If you are a “true fan” of Tool then you may find the following text to be of a disturbing nature… unless you have the artwork in front of you. You Muppet!

You’d easily be forgiven for initially thinking that the album opener, vicarious is actually a remix of Schism. This song is a combination of everything Tool has done before and (musical) references previous songs can be heard throughout. Before the song was even over I came to the conclusion that this was Lateralus’s last stand and that from this point on nothing would be quite like it was in Lateralus (with “I need to watch things die, from a distance” being the prominent lyric in the chorus).

Jambi starts off almost like a death metal song would but right at the point where you’d expect a Scandinavian death growl to join proceedings, Maynards melodic voice intervenes as does Danny with some beautiful tribal drum beats! The bass line is also mesmeric (a word you’ll see me use to describe many elements of Tool’s genius). The highlight of the song has to be Adam’s seductive guitar solo in the middle of the song which is something that’s right out of Tom Morellos books but sprinkled with a bit of Adam’s magic to make it as captivating as it is!

10 years a go, Third Eye won over a sizeable proportion of my heart. It was a song of epic proportions that for 13 straight minutes never ceased to amaze me. 10 years later and I fear that Wings for Marie (Part I) and 10,000 Days will do the same. Once I hear that opening guitar I’m drawn in. My attention is purely focused on the musical and lyrical articulation that follows – I could be raped and wouldn’t notice! Part II is a eulogy to Maynards mother. The song undoubtably deals with faith. I think it’s about him eventually coming to terms and beginning to respect his mothers beliefs (she was a devout Christian). The words “10,000 Days in the fire is long enough, you’re going home” are possibly the best lyrics I have ever heard. Adam, Danny, Justin and Maynard are at their best. This is musical perfection! Tool have taken the best elements from not only their own songs but from other influential bands and have produced a sound that I’ve never heard before, yet sounds so familiar to my eager ears!

“t’fuck?” was my first reaction to The Pot. It’s intro is so unlike Tool. Maynard sings in an unusual high voice which makes him sound identical to Will Young! After the initial quirky intro, the song reverts back to something that we’d expect to hear from Tool. But I’d like to point out that it’s never WHAT I would expect to hear from them. Always different yet always in the vincinity of what I expect. It’s this formula that makes this song very accessible. It’s experimental and accessible to fans of other genres but retains an element of toolishness that will ensures it will please fans.

Lipan Conjuring is filler (or seque as Tool call them). Sounds like spoons being banged together a long with some chanting and on occassion someone blowing some air between two sheets of paper. Not really much more I can say about it except for at the start I thought that it was going break into “A wimba wa, A wimba wa. In the jungle, the mighty jungle”. It didn’t though.

Lost Keys initially seems to be another seque. But about half way through it a conversation is introduced which appears to be between a psychologist and a patient.”You need to talk to us, what happened, tell me everything…” “Alrighthy then” a voice replies and all of a sudden the next song, Rosetta Stoned erupts into a robotic fury. There seem to be references to the album Aenima at this point particularly “Pushit”. Although unlike most people, I’m looking at this album as something new, not recycled. The song is nearing it’s peak at 8 minutes, you can sense that they are getting ready to throw something truly groundbreaking at you and that’s exactly what they do! A sublime melodic verse from Maynard is supported by the best drumming I’ve ever heard by Danny and some insane work by Justin and Adam!

Thankfully we’re given some time to recover from that tour de force in the form of Intension, a incredibly experimental song with Maynard chanting and whispering throughout. A very moody song but one of the weaker songs on the album.

Initially the penultimate song Right In Two seems relaxed, almost as if the album was beginning to wind down. All is not as it seems though and soon enough the song begins to pick up pace, explodes and then subsides before once again erupting like a mushroom cloud for one last relentless assault on your ears. Everything combines to form a hypnotic entity. This is new Tool and I like it!

Finally we reach the last song,Viginti Tres which is nothing but machinery sounds for 5 minutes. I’d like to speculate that the song wasn’t fully ripped and that there’s an easter egg at the end of it but the album is already pushing on 77 minutes which doesn’t leave much time for anything magnificent to be introduced but I suppose I’ll leave all the true fans of tool a long with their artwork to discover that!

[tags]Tool, 10000th day, review, Adam Carey, Maynard James Keenan, Justin Chancellor, Lateralus[/tags]

Welcome back!

About a month a go, I started upgrading Adams Rants in an attempt to make it bigger and better. However, I soon ran into some serious internal problems (you couldn’t see them) which resulted in the site not recognising me as the administrator. So one month down the line, I have mustered up the enthusiasm to work on the site and we are starting from scratch again! I have saved ALL the old posts however I think I’ll only bring back posts that people have specifically asked me to keep as because it’s a tedious process restoring the old posts!

In the month or so that I have spent contemplating whether or not to resurrect the site, a lot has happened to me! A few weeks a go, a discussion about relish (yes, relish) turned out to be a turning point for the worst in a long-term friendship which in retrospect could barely be defined as a friendship particularly due to the fact there isn’t one iota of my mind, body or soul that cares about it! It might seem to you that I don’t value friendship very highly but you couldn’t be more wrong!

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