At the moment I’m trying to obtain a few copies of Microsoft Office from my cousins in America… who told me to piss off using them as an alibi for downloading crap online! The latest version of Office 2007 is proving quite difficult to find. A working copy that is. I have absolutely no problem finding “REALLL GENUINE NO KEYS NEEDED” copies of it which sounds great, but unfortunately the only thing genuine about them is the viruses just waiting to get into your system and fuck it up!
Anyway, I got home tonight from work at about 1am and I was a bit stressed out. Not in the sense of having done so much work, or being under pressure, but in the sense that I wanted to do some belly boxing, so to speak. I turned on my laptop and entered in my password only to be told it was invalid! I couldn’t believe it! Here I was, ready to fire off some knuckle children before going to bed and instead found myself pouring through system files looking for a virus.
Needless to say, .DLLs and pages of code do nothing for my libido and I’m now heading to bed in the certainty that I’ll wake up tomorrow even more frustrated than when I went to bed! Fecking viruses!
PS: I think I need a girlfriend. Any takers?